Thanksgiving Jokes are really funny and makes for the great entertainment on the dinner table. This will enhance the festive mood.
Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
A: Puritan.
Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
A: Pilgram.
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called?
A: Pilgranny.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why don't you let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.
Q: What's a turkey's favorite song?
A: "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Q: What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an arrow escape.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q:Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth
Q: What are unhappy cranberries called?
A: Blueberries!
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turkey.
Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?
A: Do not resuscitate.
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrimage.
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har- VEST.
Q: After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash?
A: In the Mayflower Compact-Tor.
Q: What do monsters have on their Thanksgiving table?
A: Knives, Forks and Goons.
Q: What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
A: The letter G!
Q: What do you get if you cross a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?
A: A Witch-bone
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