Dr Visit for a Exam?

 

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.

His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.


After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down.
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer .


When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
This is my first exam .
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?"


At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . ... . .

"Darn it, Evelyn !!!

I said a BUTT LIGHT " 

Senior Thoughts

 When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?

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I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
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Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
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All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
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I tried to get a life once, But they told me they were out of stock.
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I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway though.
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It was so different before everything changed.
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Some day's you're the dog, and some day's you're the hydrant.
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Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.
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Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
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A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
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I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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Living on Earth is expensive, But it does include a trip around the sun.
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the bathroom.
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
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Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run (he hates that).
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Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
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When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess.
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If you are living on the edge, make sure your wearing your seatbelt.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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