Lessons From Grampa

• Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

• Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

• A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."

• Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
• Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

• Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
• Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

• When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

• If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

• How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

• I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth.... Remember about Algebra.

• On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

• The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

• Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

• One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

• If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

• Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

Candy Grams - Valentine

You're An "Extra" Special Valentine, Got Something Special In Mind?

If you’re looking for cute candy grams for a survival kit your doing or to message your partner, I hope this list can help.

Animal Crackers:
   I'm WILD about you

Almond Joy:

It’s a joy being your friend!

Your friendship fills me with joy!

Blow Pop:

You blow me away!

Your friendship blows my away!

Brownies:

I’m shooting for brownie points!

Your friendship is better than brownie points!

Button Candy:

You’re as cute as a button!

Candy (Any Kind):

It’s sweet to have you as a friend!

Thank you for being a sweet friend!

You’re as sweet as they come!

Candy Bar:

Bar none, you are a great friend!

Cake Pops:

My heart pops for you!

To a “pop”ular kid!

Wanted to pop the question: Will you be mine?

You’re a “pop”ular friend!

You’re the icing on the cake!

You take the cake!

Cereal : [small box]
         
        I'm cereal-sly glad your in my class

Chocolate Gold Coins: 

Don’t ever change!

Your friendship is like gold!

Chocolate Strawberries:

I like you “berry” much!

Life would be un”berry”able without you!

You are “berry”special!

You are a “berry” good friend!

Cookies:

You are one smart cookie!

Cutie:
     
       Your a Cutie

       "orange" you glad you know me


Ding Dong:

Don’t be a ding dong, be my friend/Valentine!

I would be a ding dong without you as a friend!

Only a ding dong wouldn’t want you as a friend!

You’re no ding dong; you’re a great friend!

Donut holes:

Donut Forget I love You

I like you a “hole” bunch!

Donut you know I think you’re a great friend!

Dum Dum Suckers:

Don’t be a dum dum, be my friend/Valentine!

I would be a dum dum without you as a friend!

Only a dum dum wouldn’t want you as a friend!

You’re no dum dum; you’re a great friend!

Fortune Cookies:

I am so “fortune”ate to have you as a friend!

Fruit Snacks:

Don’t be fruity, be my friend/Valentine.

It’s fun to be fruity with you!

Fruit By The Foot:

        I love that our friendship keeps growing by the "foot"
      

Fun Dip:

It’s fun to have you as a friend!

Thank you for being a fun friend!

You’re so fun!

You put the fun in my life!

Goldfish:

I'm so glad we are in the same school!

Will you o”fish”ally be mine?

You’re a great catch!

You're o-fish-ally an awesome friend!

You’re the only fish in the sea for me!

Gum or Gum Tape:

I “chews” you as my friend!

Let’s stick together!

Won't CHEW be mine?

Gummy Bears:

I like you “beary” much!

Life would be un”bear”able without you!

You are “beary”special!

You are a “beary” good friend!

Gummy Worms:

I’m hooked on you!

Love Bugs

I dig you!

Hot Chocolate Pack:

You melt my heart!

You warm my heart!

Laffy Taffy:

Your always make me Laugh!

Lifesavers:

Your friendship is a lifesaver!

Lollipop:

My heart pops for you!”

To a “pop”ular kid!

Wanted to pop the question: Will you be mine?

You’re a “pop”ular friend!

Milk Duds:

Don’t be a dud, be my friend/Valentine!

I am a dud without you as a friend!

Only a dud wouldn’t want you as a friend!

You’re no dud; you’re a great friend!

Mints or Mint Patties:

We’re “mint” to be friends!

Muddy Buddies:  

Thanks for being my buddy!

You’re a great buddy!

Nerds:

Don’t be a nerd, be my friend/Valentine!

I am a nerd without you as a friend!

Only a nerd wouldn’t want you as a friend!

You’re no nerd; you’re a great friend!

Nuts:

Don’t be a nut, be my friend/Valentine!

I’m a nut without you as a friend!

I’m nuts about you!

Only a nut wouldn’t want you as a friend!

You’re no nut; you’re a great friend!

Peeps:

Of all the peeps in the world, you are a great friend!

You are one of my favorite peeps!

Popcorn:

My heart pops for you!

To a “pop”ular kid!

Wanted to pop the question: Will you be mine?

You’re a “pop”ular friend!

Pop Rocks:

My heart pops for you!

You rock!

To a “pop”ular kid!

Wanted to pop the question: Will you be mine?

You’re a “pop”ular friend!

Reese’s Pieces:

I love you to pieces!

Rice Krispie Treats:

It’s a treat being your friend!

Ring Pops:

My heart pops for you!

To a “pop”ular kid!

Wanted to pop the question: Will you be mine?

You’re a “pop”ular friend!

Rock Candy:

You rock!

Rolos:

I like the way you roll!

Smarties:

Happy Valentine’s day smartie pants!

I wouldn’t be so smart without you as a friend!

It’s smart to have you as a friend.

You are one smartie!

Soda:

I “soda” know you are a great friend!

I “soda” think you are amazing!

Starbursts:

I am bursting with joy that you are my friend!

You’re a star!

You make my heart burst.

Sucker:

I am a sucker for you Valentine!

Don’t be a sucker, be my friend/Valentine!

I would be a sucker without you as a friend!

Only a sucker wouldn’t want you as a friend!

You’re no sucker; you’re a great friend!

Swedish Fish:

Glad we’re in the same school!

Will you o”fish”ally be mine?

You’re a great catch!

You’re the only fish in the sea for me!

Sweet Tarts:

It’s sweet to have you as a friend!

Thank you for being a sweet friend!

You’re as sweet as they come!

Tic Tacs / Mints 

          Some friends are MINT to be

Teddy Grahams:

I like you “beary” much!

Life would be un”bear”able without you!

You are “beary”special!

You are a “beary” good friend!

Tootsie Rolls:

I like the way you roll!

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